I was out walking Rockne this morning. We were just observing the people walk by and something occurred to me as I admired a very cold looking female scurrying along. Are all of these people (who are reasonably dressed up not like me in sweats and a fleece) going to brunch? Clearly not. So we started a game... is that person walking to brunch, doing the walk of shame or the stride of pride.
Case #1 - Girl in a black blazer and green scarf. She looked cold and had on a small purse. I am guessing it was the walk of shame, because she would have on a much warmer coat if she were going to brunch but wouldn't bring a coat if she was bar hopping. Verdict: Walk of Shame.
Case #2 - Girl in a fleece, lots of makeup. She was put together but dressed warmly. She wasn't walking as fast as Girl #1. I am guessing she was going to brunch because her coast was appropriate. She did have on a lot of makeup - which suggests that she reapplied. Verdict: Brunch.
Case #3 - Guy in a blazer. Really, guys don't brunch. He was smiling. I'm guessing he got laid. And since he is a dude... Verdict: Stride of Pride.
If you live in a city, consider playing this game. It really makes the morning walks with your dog much more entertaining.
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