Look of Death

I was walking home and I heard a car coming up behind me. I slowed down and swiveled my head (I was in the intersection and he was turning).

I am so freakin' powerful that I can make cars stop with my stare. That is good stuff. 

Apparently I gave the guy a look that could kill because three people across the street started cracking up at my reaction. They said he deserved it.

Moral of the story - my look of death not only stops traffic, but it makes people laugh. Don't cross me :-D